hoeyoujustmad:

Le sigh

hoeyoujustmad:

Le sigh

How to destroy an egg in a creative way:

beben-eleben:

What kind of witchcraft is this?

Kapag nagtanong ka ng “Yes-or-No” question, at ang sinagot sa’yo ay “Okay lang”

beben-eleben:

ang ibig sabihin nun ay “HINDI.” For example, “Maganda ba siya?”, “Okay lang.”

GF: Umiinom ka na naman?! Ano ba talaga ang gusto mong mangyari?!
BF: Bakit ba?
GF: Umuwi ka na!
BF: Alam mo hindi sa lahat ng oras kailangan mo akong pigilan. Hindi mo ko alipin na susunod na lang sa lahat ng sasabihin mo! Ayokong umuwi!
GF: So?! Break na tayo!
BF: Sige!
GF: Anong sige?!
BF: Sige, uuwi na ako. Labyu!
boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.