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*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me:if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
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it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to


(Source: johnentwlstle, via lindsaylohoean)

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We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

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enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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